While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, â€œJesus is watching you.â€ To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking something it had heard.
The burglar asks the parrot, â€œWhatâ€™s your name?â€
The parrot says, â€œMoses.â€
The burglar goes on to ask, â€œWhat kind of a person names their parrot Moses?â€
The parrot replies, â€œThe same kind of person that names his Rottweiler Jesus.â€