Friend #1 : â€œIâ€™m gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!â€
Friend #2 : â€œAlright..â€
Friend #1 : â€œOkkay, Iâ€™m gonna start with part 1.
There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a campsite when they came upon a split road. The husband says â€œletâ€™s take the left one.â€ The wife says â€œI think we should take the right
Then the husband slaps the wife across the face â€ whoâ€™s driving, me or you?!â€ and they take the left path.â€
Friend #2 : â€œHahahaâ€
Friend #1 : â€œNow iâ€™m gonna tell you part 2..
Once they get to the campsite the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook their dinner. He comes back and the wife says â€œgood now I can cook fish soup for us to eat!â€
The husband says â€œbut I wanna eat fried fishâ€ The wife slaps the husband across the face and says â€œwhoâ€™s cooking me or you?!â€ and
they end up drinking fish soup.
Friend #2 : â€œOh crap!â€
Friend #1: â€œNow iâ€™m gonna tell you part 4-â€
Friend #2 : â€œWhat about part 3?!â€
Friend #1: [Slaps the friend across the face] who's telling the story me or you?