An old fighter pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, â€˜Are you a real pilot?â€™
He replied, â€˜Well, Iâ€™ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummansâ€¦ flew a Wildcat and Mustang in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. Iâ€™ve taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, â€˜Iâ€™m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.â€™
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: â€œare you a real pilot?â€
He replied, â€˜I always thought I was, but I just found out Iâ€™m a lesbian.â€™