A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies â€œIâ€™m blonde, Iâ€™m beautiful, Iâ€™m going to Montreal and Iâ€™m staying right here!â€
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and wonâ€™t move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, â€œIâ€™m blonde, Iâ€™m beautiful, Iâ€™m going to Montreal and Iâ€™m staying right here!â€
The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that wonâ€™t listen to reason. The pilot says â€œIâ€™ll handle this. Iâ€™m married to a blonde. I have learned to speak â€˜blonde.â€™â€
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without hesitation, she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section. The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
â€œI told her First Class isnâ€™t going to Montreal.â€