A wife was making fried eggs for her husbands breakfast.
Suddenly, her husband came walking into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many an once. TOO MANY! Turn them over!
TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter! Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK to the pan! Careful.. CareFUL.. CAREFUL!! I said to be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! NEVER! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him in confusion. "What is wrong with you this morning? Do you think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving"