A guy sits in his seat on an airplane, red-faced, and turns to the guy next to him. "Oh man. I just made the worst Freudian slip.
The ticket agent was really well-endowed and instead of asking her for a ticket to Pittsburgh, I asked her for a picket to tittsburg. So embarrassing!"
The guy he's sitting next to says, "Hey buddy. I'm right there with you.
This morning I'm sitting at breakfast with my wife, and instead of saying, 'Honey, could you please pass the cream', I say, 'You fucking bitch, you ruined my life.'"