Sure, Go Ahead Honey

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $3,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2011 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$590,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $3,950,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $3,700,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $250,000 if it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!... I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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May 02, 2012 at 01:49 PM
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