A young woman was pulled over in Austin , Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball."
He replied, " Texas State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, tipped his hat and said "Have a good day Ma'am", got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.