NO BALLS!

A young woman was pulled over in Austin , Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball."

He replied, " Texas State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said.

He then closed his book, tipped his hat and said "Have a good day Ma'am", got back in his patrol car and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car.


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November 13, 2011 at 04:19 PM
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