A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.
â€œAre you my doctorâ€ he asked?
â€œYes, I amâ€, said the doctor.
The baby said, â€œThank you for taking such good care of me during the birthâ€.
He looked at his mother and asked, â€œAre you my motherâ€?
â€œYes, I amâ€, said the mother.
â€œThank you for taking such good care of me before I was bornâ€, he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, â€œAre you my fatherâ€?
â€œYes, I amâ€, his father answered.
The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger and said, â€œHurts doesnâ€™t it!?!"