A Woman goes to the social to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the civil servant.
"10" replies the girl.
"10" says the civil servant. "What are their names?"
"Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.....eh...Alec"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"No" says the girl "its great because if thy out playing in the street,I just have to shout ,Alec!Your dinner's ready! Or Alec!Bed Time!,and they all come."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed civil servant.
"That's easy" says the girl."I just call them by their surnames"